Posted on October 21, 2008 by muthusamyr
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From : Managing Director
To : Executive Director
“Tomorrow morning there will be a total eclipse of the sun at nine o’clock. This is something which we cannot see everyday. So let the work-force line up outside, in their best clothes to watch it. To mark the occasion of this rare occurrence, I will personally explain the phenomenon to them. If it is raining we will not be able to see it very well and in that case the work force should assemble in the canteen.”
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From : Executive Director
To : Departmental Head
“By order of the Managing Director, there will be a total eclipse of the sun at nine o’ clock tomorrow morning. If it is raining we will not be able to see it in our best clothes, on the site. In this case the disappearance of the sun will be followed through in the canteen. This is something we cannot see happening everyday.”
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From : Departmental Heads
To : Sectional Heads
“By order of the Managing Director, we shall follow the disappearance of the sun in our best clothes, in the canteen at nine o’clock tomorrow morning. The Managing Director will tell us whether it is going to rain. This is something which we cannot see happen everyday.”
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From : Section Heads
To : Foreman
“If it is raining in the canteen tomorrow morning, which is something that we cannot see happen everyday, the Managing director in his best clothes, will disappear at nine o’ clock.”
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From : Foreman
To : All Operators
“Tomorrow morning at nine o’ clock, the Managing Director will disappear. It’s a pity that we can’t see this happen everyday”
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A Trainee’s first day experience
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee…..
On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone:
“Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!”
The voice from the other side responded: “You fool; you’ve dialled
the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to?”
“No” replied the trainee.
“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!”
trainee shouted back: “And do you know who YOU are talking to, you
IDIOT?”
“No!” replied the Managing Director angrily.
“Thank God!” replied the trainee and put down the phone …..
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Filed under: Jokes | Tagged: Communication, Executive Director, Foreman, Heads, Managing Director, Office, Solar Eclipse
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